Here you will be able to explore Dick’s innermost, darkest, and confidential secrets. This is not for the meak at heart, so please, Mom and Dad, hide little Timmy’s eyes and ears from the harsh truths about monsters, aliens, and hysterical women, and the real men that risk their lives beating the living crap out of them.

A few lousy saps from America’s true blooded heartland banded together to create the Old Tyme Radio satirical comedy that takes place in the future retro space age. Dick Dynamo, a creation of steal, a terror for rigillians, and an enemy to vegetarians, is a man’s man ready to pack a punch to any villain or meager elderly lady who stands in his way.

Gregg Taylor of Decoder Ring Theatre describes Dick Dynamo like this:

“If you put Matt Helm and Roger Ramjet into the same teleporter and sent them through together, thus melding them into a single, slightly confused but cool being, then poured him into a sci-fi movie with a lot of heaving bosoms and fed everybody in sight as much ‘Captain Crunch’ as they could eat until they were buzzing like a hummingbird… That gives you a vague idea of where this one seems to be heading.”